Gripe Sheet @ Quantas!
(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by mechanics.)
a) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
b) P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft
c) P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
d) P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
e) P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
f) P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
g) P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
h) P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
i) P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
j) P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
k) P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, & be serious.
l) P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
m) P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
n) P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
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