MANAGEMENT is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; LEADERSHIP determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall - Stephen Covey

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Newton's Laws to the Software World

Did you know that the renowned scientist Isaac Newton had created laws for the software world??? Here it goes…

Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by an external unbalanced manager.

The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as and when a deadline force is applied.

For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite software Implementation.

Bugs can neither be created nor removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant!


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