Newton's Laws to the Software World

Did you know that the renowned scientist Isaac Newton had created laws for the software world??? Here it goes…

Law-1
Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by an external unbalanced manager.

Law-2.
The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as and when a deadline force is applied.

Law-3
For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite software Implementation.

Law-4
Bugs can neither be created nor removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant!