MANAGEMENT is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; LEADERSHIP determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall - Stephen Covey

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Coool 1-liners...

Here is a list of one-liners (akin to Dilbert’s) that I find to be cooool…dunno its author – definitely NOT ME!

> Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
> If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
> Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
> Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
> A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
> Plagiarism saves time.
> If at first you don't succeed, try management.
> Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
> TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
> The beatings will continue until morale improves.
> Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
> We waste time, so you don't have to.
> Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
> Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
> A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
> When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
> Succeed in spite of management.
> Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
> There's nothing permanent except CHANGE!!!


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