Coool 1-liners...

Here is a list of one-liners (akin to Dilbert’s) that I find to be cooool…dunno its author – definitely NOT ME!

> Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

> If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

> Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

> Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

> A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

> Plagiarism saves time.

> If at first you don't succeed, try management.

> Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

> TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

> The beatings will continue until morale improves.

> Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

> We waste time, so you don't have to.

> Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

> Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

> A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

> When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

> INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

> Succeed in spite of management.

> Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

> There's nothing permanent except CHANGE!!!